Dearest Perks and Lueckl families,

Whilst it has been a pleasure doing business with you over the past nineteen years, today we got to Athens in Greece and had the most delicious food in the world. Our tongues are confused as they thought that our daily meals at home were perfection but unfortunately, the taste buds have voted for a new favourite.

We walked up to the Acropolis and our jaws and still on the ground in awe. If you do not send us money to live permanently in this country, we will be forced to get tattoos and become sex slaves to whoever is currently hiring.

We hope you can appreciate our requests and understand and respect our wishes.

Yours truly,

Nathan and Eddie