You’ve read the adventures of the Backpacking Battlers and South American Struggler (see above under ‘travel’) and as the dynasty continues, the Wizard of Aus finds himself alongside high school mate, Mark, to experience the shenanigans of the Suitcasing Scallywags.

Why suitcasing? Because I’m sick to death of my backpack and Mark couldn’t give a toss whether we take suitcases or backpacks.

And so we are suitcasing around Scandinavia, The Netherlands and England. For me, the purpose of this trip is to try and visit some countries I was unable to when Eddie and I did our 6 month stint as the Backpacking Battlers.

Watch this space, and read our stories in anticipation to laugh because I can bet the rogue hair on your left nipple that chuckles will be delivered